1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
I’ve never really “attempted to cook.” Well, not seriously anyway. I’m well good at burning toast though. It’s like a gift.
2} Describe yourself in three words:
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
About half an hour. I take longer getting ready to go out at night.
4} Favorite place to blow $50?
Anywhere with an abundance of booze and drugs.
5} How many people have you thought were "the one"?
I don’t really believe in all that tosh.
6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex?
Bad teeth.
7} What kind of car do you drive?
What car???
8} What's in your CD player right now?
Robbie! :-)
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with?
Lee Evans. Banterific.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with?
An ex Big Brother housemate. That would just be embarrassing.
11} What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Whatever toothpaste we have at the time. We’ve got that Detox stuff right now.
12} What time do you go to bed?
Whenever I feel like going to sleep.
13} Last movie you saw?
King Kong. *SNIFF* Just because he’s different.
14} Last TV show you watched?
Celeb B.B.
15} Who is your best friend?
Liz.
16} Who in your family do you best get along with?
“Best get along with.” *SHUDDERS* What is that?! Ummm...my brother probably.
17} Have you ever stolen office supplies?
I’ve stolen a couple of pens from work but that’s it.
18} What time is it right now?
It’s just coming up to 11PM.
19} Are you planning a vacation/travel?
I wish.
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled?
Spain for my dad's wedding. *SIGH*
21} How many times have you been in love?
NEVER!!!!!!
22} How old will you be in 10 years?
28. Jeez-o. :-/
23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Still living with my dad??? LOL! He’ll be like, “Rachel, I think it’s time you seriously thought about moving out.” “Ummm, yeah...I’m on it.” :-/
24} Sinful snacking weakness?
“No snacking is 'sinful' to me as I'm not on a fucking diet. You fat cunt.”
LMAO! Liz is da bestest person ever! I agree. “Sinful”??? WTF?!
25} Shot that makes you want to puke?
Tesco’s own Vodka? *SHUDDERS*
26} Ever run out of gas?
Nope.
27} Ever been on a train?
Yep.
36} Favorite hangover cure?
IRN-BRU!!! And a fry up if you can stomach it. Oh, and the obvious one...sleeeeeep!
37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced?
Physical pain: getting an injection in the roof of my mouth when I had a tooth pulled. Emotional pain: not really sure. Probably when I had that bonkers fight with dad about this time last year. Nothing THAT bad has happened to me emotionally, for which I’m thankful.
38} What is your favorite television show?
Family Guy, The Simpsons, EastEnders, Desperate Housewives, Lost, The Office, Extras, Phoenix Nights...that kind of thing. :-)
39} Ever Photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture?
I have actually. :-/ Nothing major. I just blurred a few unsightly blotches.
40} Tell us something about your childhood.
My daddy used to touch me. Kidding. What is this though, therapy?! I can’t think of anything remotely interesting other than the fact that I lived in Australia for a year or so.
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you?
Not much!
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood?
When I’m drunk as fuck.
43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be?
I agree with Liz. Rich!
44} Most prized possession?
I don’t actually have one.
45} Would you ever sell it/how much?
Actually I do! *LOOKS AROUND* A pad of lined piper. How much do you want for it? I must insist we hit the £100 mark since it’s very special to me.
46} What is one of your pet peeves?
When people don’t use L.J cuts. *GLARES* You know who you are.
47} Favorite kind of ice cream?
Pralines and Cream. *DROOLS*
48} Coolest thing that happened today?
Seeing King Kong? Jesus fuck, I need a life.
49} Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Martin Luther King.
50} Where was your first kiss?
Behind the nursery huts at primary school.
51} Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Not seriously, no.
52} Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Again, not seriously.
53} Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
Only in a group.
54} What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Their body. Fat? Thin? Tanned? Pale? That kind of thing.
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6} What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A Frappuccino of some kind.
57} What is your biggest mistake?
Dunno.
58} Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes, but, once again, not seriously. Banging my head off of a wall for example. :-)
59} Say something totally random about you:
When I was little I pronounced “shopping aisles” as “shopping ayyy-sells.”
60} Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yeah, they said I looked like Katie Holmes at work. Fuck off! This guy was like, “O.M.G! KATIE HOLMES IS IN THE DOMINION! LETS MOUNT HER!” :-/ Oh, and that Jo-Jo girl. You know, the singer who’s about 12 years old.
61} Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Occasionally.
62} Did you have braces.
Nope. If I had needed them though I would have gotten them. There’s nothing worse than a 20 something year old with braces.
63} Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah. It took me about 18 years though.
64} What is the most romantic thing done for you by someone of the opposite/same sex?
Can’t think. :-/
65} When do you know it's love?
When he tells you he likes decapitating prostitutes.
66} Do you speak any other languages?
Not fluently, no.
67} Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nah, and I wouldn’t. I don’t think I’d suit a tan. I’ve always been pale and I really can’t imagine it any other way. Plus, I’d have to go back again and again and it wreaks havoc with your skin.
68} What magazines do you read?
Heat.
69} Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Nope. They’re so tacky!
70} Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
No. I’m lucky that way.
71} Do you watch MTV?
Rarely.
72} What's something that really annoys you?
My dad.
73} What's something you really like?
Liz.
74} Do you like Michael Jackson?
He’s harmless.
75} Can you dance?
I’m not bad. :-)
76} What's the latest you've ever stayed up?
God knows. 40 hours or something?
77} Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes, but it was just me being a drama queen.
78} Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope, but I’ve got my whole life ahead of me. We shall see.
79} Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes.
80} Who did u take this from?
Liz.
~Rachie XxXxX