Hilchul (Rules) for Christmas observation were it a Jewish holiday.

[vvalkyri]

I suspect this would be funnier if I had a more extensive background
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1298/kringler1.asp
4. THE TREE MUST BE BRIGHT GREEN. BRIGHT RED, OR A MIXTURE OF GREEN AND RED, IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE FOR A XMAS TREE(10), BUT BROWN IS NOT. THERE MAY

Comments

[redheadforever]

Akineahora! I loved it! (Exclamation marks much deserved!)

[prezzey]

There is also #hilchoschristmas on Twitter!

[leftyjew]

That is amazing. And through #hilchoschristmas, I found this (note, it's a PDF in Hebrew): http://www.policeboxes.com/purim/choggoh.pdf

E.g., "And any [tree] under 3 tefachim [handbreadths] high is pasul [doesn't count]. Rabbi Noel permits bonsai, but the Sages forbid."

[sea_of_tethys]

Lol, that is genius.

[wereleopard]

I have not laughed so hard in DAYS. Thanks for sharing!!