Comments | weirdnessdk: Oh my fucking.... something!!!

weirdnessdk

Oh my fucking.... something!!!

Apr 15, 2014 21:29

Went to blackmarket to see if anybody had written me a message. No one had. Then I saw a title on a thread in a forum that caught my eye. It was someone asking for the name of an erotic boardgame for couples. The guy who asked was..... AN EX BOYFRIEND OF MINE!!! Lol ( Read more... )

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arwen_of_lorien April 16 2014, 07:43:24 UTC

Ahahaha, well, that's awkward for him. Maybe a month ago I saw my ex from some 8-9 years ago and was pretty shocked to discover that he looks like a bald pig now. He does have a large amount of thick black hair all over his face, but none on his scalp, lol. He also gained weight and didn't age well at all. :D

weirdnessdk April 16 2014, 09:15:48 UTC

Haha that is awesome! :D ugly exes makes one feel so much better and prettier, if you ask me.

I noticed that it is actually a tendency among my exes to gain ca. 30-50 kgs after we stop being together.
My first boyfriend now has a double chin, super thin hair on his head, glasses and (for some reason) grey skin. I had a bf who looked like a mega nice version of marilyn manson. Then he started to grow a beard and he broke up with me and half a year later he had a big beard, eyebrows and brown hair + he gained 30kgs. So in my head he broke up with and turned ugly. Made it easier for me to get over him. Oh, and another ex who used to work out a lot got a bad back and can't work out anymore so he also gained a lot of weight.

I did warn Henrik about this tendency among my exes. Lol. I'm not sure if he took my warning serious...

arwen_of_lorien April 16 2014, 09:42:30 UTC

Ahahaha, that's pretty great! We'll just keep getting prettier and prettier while our exes turn to nasty trolls, hah! Henrik should watch out, he better know his place, be nice and treat you like a queen that you are. :D

weirdnessdk April 16 2014, 10:18:05 UTC

Haha! Yes. But actually it's what he does. Just yesterday he bought me 6 new guppies for my aquarium (most of the other fish died....) and 4 of them look very pregnant. I am soooo excited about having baby fishies soon!!! And he knew I would so that's why he got them for me. :) I think that one of them (she is HUUUUGE) will have her babies before the weekend. And I hope she won't have 50 babies. Lol. But still... I am super excited about it. Newborn fish are so goddamn cute!!! :)

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