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[weisshaar]

Selling a red-haired chain smoker with the IQ of a pea.

Name your price.

ETA: Makes a good punching bag.

Comments

[lying_obedience]

Hm.

ROFL SOUBI. in the name of the fanart, buy him?

[weisshaar]

Hm.

OH SO YOU'VE SEEN IT HUH?!

[lying_obedience]

How much?

OF COURSE I HAVE.

[weisshaar]

Whatever you think is enough for a guy like him. No money-back guarantees.

1/2 IT'S REALLY KIND OF GENIUS!

[lying_obedience]

Ah.

[lying_obedience]

...A free trial first?

Can he really handle the slob, though.

[weisshaar]

One green for a week.

They can have a smoke-off!

[lying_obedience]

...I don't know.

Who would win, I wonder?

[weisshaar]

Yellow. Insurance.

1/2 Maybe they should ttly do it and find out!

[lying_obedience]

[lying_obedience]

What does it do?

[weisshaar]

Talks, smokes, and forgets the laundry.

2/2 Because this is totally relevant information.

[weisshaar]

Masochist.

asdfljasdgh HAHAHA Sorry ;;

[lying_obedience]

...I have one already.

akgjsfg it's okay

[weisshaar]

Two is better than one?

[lying_obedience]

You come too.