happy birthday chuckles and vince
so we decided it would be fucking sweet if kc and melonhead and ally came with me 2 drive around 2 like royal oak and shit..
"weeeeeeee i love royal oak!" said melonhead.."smile KC lets take a picture"..and so she did
..and let me add in that that is the CLOSEST thing to like a somewhat serious smile from KC that anyone will ever see!
ally jumped for joy in melonhead's picture accomplishment..but she was restrained by her seatbelt..so she couldnt jump TOO high!
melonhead ♥ to
her
hahahah! and then she got crazy horny and
she felt herself up..geez melonhead keep it PG here!
i looked back and said "geez mel keep it PG!" haha..and kc took this AWESOME picture!..notice the new HURR!
"melonhead" kc says "we're going 2 leo's"
"mmmm..i love leo's!"
we get 2 leo's 2 see heather @ work..and KC and I start popping straws..."wait how do you do that?" melonhead asks.."in kc's secret life..he's harry potter..its magic melonhead" i said..kc laughed
"magic? hahahahahah!"..then we taught
this girl how 2 light a lighter..dude..if shes gonna square..shes gonna learn 2 light! haha..oy vey..corruption! lol whatever..going on
my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard..for seriously!
"i want my milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard"..so i gave melonhead a sip! haha..look @ the hottie my milkshake turned her into! haha
"ahh i dont know if that milkshake tasted so good!"
"how DARE you insult my milkshake! its only the mother fucking greatest (with the exception of the ones mara makes..but heather's are close second!)"
..melonhead started to cry and i felt bad so i say sorry and then the night ended..THE END!