Happy Fuck off and Die!

Jul 04, 2005 21:49

I had better say something, what with it being the Fourth of Whogivesashit, right?



I've never been a fan of the holidays... So, honestly, I couldn't care any less than I do right now. It's annoying. "Oh, but it's Independance Day!" Right... Independance from a country that wouldn't even stand a CHANCE against us, militaristically.

Here's an idea... Pick up a fucking book and quit worrying about whether or not our army is big enough to kick their ass... IT IS! We spend upwards of $400,000,000,000 per year (that's 400 BILLION) on our military. Not that we need to - after all, Russia and China combined (the next biggest spenders) only spend $130,000,000,000. Less than half what we spend - and they're (at least nominally) allied with us!

You know what Independance Day I'm looking forward to? Independance From Fucking Stupidity Day. The day that we, as Americans, shed the shackles of ignorance and take the time to learn our OWN LANGUAGE! And hell, maybe drop our arrogance enough to learn another one while we're at it. But, I'll be dust in the grave before that's likely to happen.

So, to wrap it up... Happy Fuck off and Die!

*Now back to your regularly scheduled idiocy*

And yes, dammit... I am fucking cynical. I think that, for us being a goddamned "superpower", High School students should be able to spell. Who cares how big our guns are if the military of the future is too stupid to know how to use them.

Edit: Oh, yeah... I dumped a bunch of people from my friends list today. Mainly the ones who haven't posted in more than 6 months (and a few who haven't posted in more than a year.)
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