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[wellwrought]

I just made sausage stuffing and chicken divan for 20 people. My feet hurt. Oh, and yams. My dad insisted on listening to Van Halen throughout the whole thing. It was funny

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so uh, does the blood run UP the walls, too?

[mz_inky]

I'm so excited for tonight. and Mancat is hillarious anyway. and your card was in GOOD taste, and it was funny, and heartfelt, and bloody, but you wrote it in blood because you meant it.

did you tell him it was menses? is taht why he freaked?

whatever, i still think it's fucking funny.

who makes it 20? catherine and all her kids will be there? dororthy, burt, jut, ev, dad, gramps, you, me, and eleven more people? where will they alll fit?

Re: so uh, does the blood run UP the walls, too?

[wellwrought]

Well, bert and dororthy, vivian, evan and kristin, justin, yes catherine and kids, maybe some other people. like this really intense guy. how apt that his name is guy, because, y'know, that's what he is. We just guestimated 20 because we still don't know who's showing up, and imagineered a lot of stuffing.

Um. I'm sort of dissapointed with the lack of side dishes, but my dad is like, "yeah, well, all I want is stuffing anyway, so whatever."

Re: so uh, does the blood run UP the walls, too?

[wellwrought]

Well, I don't know. APPARENTLY writing "I LOVE YOU" in drippy blood letters on the inside of your handmade card is "scary" and "weird,", and SOMEHOW denotes that the sender is "crazy." Some people just don't appreciate handmade gifts.

We all thought it was funny. w/e lewsa