Last week, I was at my friend Courtney's house working on a French project. We had to find a French recipe, translate it, make it, take photos of ourselves in the pictures while we're making the food, and present it on a board. I thought it would make us more authentic if we cut out construction paper mustaches and taped them to that space above ( Read more... )

This Halloween, my friends convinced me to go trick-or-treating with them. People started asking me if I was too old to go trick-or-treating since I was really young, so I'm surprised that no one said anything this year ( Read more... )

I might have gotten drunk last night...

This morning I woke up and found a bruise on my neck.

A circular bruise.

One that looks supsiciously like a hickey.

And I have no recollection of where it could have come from...

Hmm....

Okay, which one of you snuck into my bedroom last night?

I'm reading the Odyssey in English, and it's one of the most mind-numbingly boring books ever. But guess who my favorite character is?

...Elpenor.

ELPENOR HAHAHA.

OTHER THAN THE CONCERT IN SHANE'S PANTS ( Read more... )

Sure, I hate the bands. Sure, I think their music is shit. But you know what? I had fun tonight. I don't see the point in being forced into doing something and being miserable the entire time. Life will go by waaay slower, and God knows life already goes by slowly enough. (Whenever someone tells me life is short, I think about my Geometry class. ( Read more... )

Got the Wolf Parade CD, Apologies to the Queen Mary.

The drummer drummed for The Arcade Fire in the album recording of "Wake Up."

Good stuff.

I bought an iPod today. I was planning on getting just any old regular mp3 player that was big enough to hold all of my songs, (huh, huhuh) but ended up discovering that all old regular mp3 players were obscenely more expensive for less space. That surprised me. I didn't know that iPods were actually GOOD mp3 players. I thought they were just an ( Read more... )

Did anyone else notice that in the new Harry Potter poster, it looks like he's fapping with a teeny tiny itty bitty skinny penis?


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You want to know how you say shower in French? It's "douche." In my French class, being the mature (which, by the way, is pronounced MAH-TOO-ER. Like MANURE. Hehehe, poop) people we are, we laugh every single time someone says "douche." We make a point out of saying, "douche." Only because we can ( Read more... )