Note to self: Buy some peel-and-seal envelopes. Regular envelope glue tastes like ass!

That is all.

Should we encounter sudden turbulence, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling above your seat. *thwappp ( Read more... )

Last night I went to The Mart of Wal and spent a mere $25.00... and walked away with 2 DVDs, a cool long-sleeve T-shirt, and 2 pairs of sunglasses (on clearance, knockoffs of my lost Maui Jims, and are POLARIZED, no shit!). The DVDs are "Rob Roy" (great movie, and MMMM, Liam Neeson!) and "Heart and Souls" (a sweet piece of fluff that always makes ( Read more... )

All Hail Mary, Queen of Sporks.

http://liberalredneck.org/gallery/Spork/ROLL1DX_09

OK, so I was bored... I started reading the Queen of Wands strip, from the beginning. Yes, it's THAT slow here.

I had to share. If you have ever had both a cat and a penis (or an S.O.), you'll get this one. http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20031215.html

Land's End, kiss my plentiful, hard-to-fit posterior. You now have a challenger for custom-made jeans. At $34.99 plus shipping. As soon as I go home & take my own measurements (*cringe*), I'm SO ordering a pair of these. Wait. After I go home and check my bank account, then take my measurements... LOL ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to the fantabulous celtink!

May your birthday, and the whole year, be filled with joy and laughter, hon. *hugs*

un·for·tu·nate (n-fôrch-nt) adj. - (1) Characterized by undeserved bad luck; unlucky. (2) Causing misfortune; disastrous. (3) Regrettable; deplorable: an unfortunate lack of good manners.

An example of today's word, used in a Reuters article:

A Las Vegas-based magician who was mauled and dragged from the stage by his white tiger during a show ( Read more... )

Crashed out early last night... it's taking me longer to recover from standing for 2 full days, so Monday nights I usually get home from work, eat a light supper, and go read in bed for an hour or two before crashing out. I was ready to turn out the light, and looked down at Jordan, who'd climbed in with me about a half-hour earlier, making that ( Read more... )

To warp a phrase from the movie French Kiss:

"Big Girl Pants make my ass twitch."

Won't you share with me one or two things that make YOUR ass twitch, boys & girls? Amuse me, please!