Ungh. UNNNGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

The roast was a miserable fucking failure but other than that things are fine EXCEPT for a secret call from who-know-who?! I don't know who! I hate when that happens, dude. Dished out to those who deserved, hungry, tired, want gooey sticky sweet anything. And I still haven't done my nails! Perish the thought. I'm really enjoying to learn for to ( Read more... )

Party soon.

New Year's Eve was good, until it was STUPID, then it was good again, but then it was even more stupid, and then it became New Year's Day ( Read more... )

One of my worst fears is wearing sticky lip gloss in summer, and having a fly land on it and get stuck. To my mouth! Yuuuuuck ( Read more... )

I learned that seafood extender is made from tripe, and I was afraid.

I am the cat on the dog's back.

Also, this girl is my idol:

http://www.viceland.com/issues_au/v3n5/htdocs/stalking.php

as I sometimes say, due to my loserdom - ROCK 'n' rooooolllll.

Shani just came over and henceforth we busily plotted the demise of you all. Probably going to a poetry slam this Friday, but NOT to perform, no sir. Matt Matt is going to speak though and we are going to cheer. I am hopeful that the Mat will come with also, instead of falling asleep, who knows? Stranger things have happened. I've been doing some ( Read more... )

I know it's only about bugs, but somehow I find this article really depressing.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/satyrs_lounge/39536.html

Poor little cricket laydees! They only wanted a hot stud for the night. But they had to DIE for it.

"So then we started foolin' around....and then we started screwin' around...which is the same as foolin' around, but without dinner ( Read more... )