lordy some of the weirdos we get at work ( Read more... )

congrats to house_monkey and colitis for correctly guessing the actor!

this be the unsolved clue:


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roight!

i got tagged, cause i've got a big bloody mouth and sometimes people call my bluff, sooo...see if you can guess this actor:

this man has had a package, an eyepatch and a pilots license.

[one guess per comment, and if you flash me i'll give you a hint!]

forgive me if it's too easy, today is my last day off for a week and i'm doing my ( Read more... )

seems there's an alternate ending to that beast of a movie known as titanic, to be added to the new ultramegahyperdeluxe collectors edition. while rumours are abound to what it actually is, i like this one i garnered from nightly.net's movie board:

Chuck Norris turns up and kicks the iceberg in the face. Then he kills everyone on board anyway in ( Read more... )

bah! my internet is finally back up, i have two days off and nothing to do but watch diff'rent strokes, raid the fridge + sleep ( Read more... )

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long live [or not] mr miyagi!


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so colitis and i road trip up to mum's to check out her ass. *ahem*


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"Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway?
I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking,
but when you're good and crazy, oooh,
oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!"

[words of wisdom from this guy]

:D

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the shining v. disney

hee hee..

:D

things to remember no.6542 :

never ring your mother after laughing about porn with a mate.

when you intend to afirm her decision to purchase a new vehicle, instead of saying 'car' you end up saying it's about time she bought a new cock.

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lucky she laughed :)

*bless*