I just had the most odd experience.  For my job, I have to go out & deliver/pick up various items (usually data tapes, seismic printouts, that sort of thing).  As I was on the daily run in glorious Downtown Tulsa, a not bad looking woman said "Hey, it's Flash your Free-Flyin' FooFoo Friday!" and proceeded to lift her skirt & show me her....um...foo ( Read more... )

I know it's not a major thing, and it's not like it was even a person, but my lizard died this morning.  Poor little thing, I guess it got too cold & I didn't have the proper heat lamps or something.  Anyway, this just gives me the excuse to get a bigger (30 gal tank) enclosure set up with the proper heat lamps & things for it to climb on before I ( Read more... )

Yeah, so here I am just to let y'all know I'm alive & kickin'.  Or something like that.  Anywho, life goes on....and much like roadkill it usually runs me over.  Where to start....maybe the beginning, dumbass. XP ( Read more... )

I know it's been forever & a day since I've posted, and I can't say I've only recently gotten back on-line (thanks again Bonzi!!), so I guess it's because I'm a slacker of the major kind.  I'll try to make a better post later, one that explains what's been going on.  What I really wanted to blurt about was this song I've only just heard, and I ( Read more... )

Ok, I know this really isn't an update...that'll come later.  Instead, I have a joke I just heard at work I wanted to pass on.  Hope you like it ( Read more... )

Sorry it's been so long since I've posted.  Things just haven't been normal as of late.  The good thing is, I've got a new job, and it's pretty dang cool.  The hours rock and I have my weekends off again!!

Now the bad shit.  First, and most major, my car blew a head gasket.  It's gonna cost something like $2000 (or thereabouts) to get it fixed ( ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

Wowsers, I guess it's been a little while since I've updated in this.  Not too much going on, other than I hate almost everything about my new job.  The hours suck, the days I have off are worse.....I work from 3:30 to midnight with Tuesdays & Wednesdays off.  Yeah, I don't have weekends anymore and can't do anything with my wife except watch t.v.
  ( Read more... )

To pass the time until I can think of something better to say. You Are Wolverine
( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile: 60% General American English 15% Dixie 15% Yankee 5% Midwestern 0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?