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did anybody watch the season premiere of real world australia? yeah, i know. that's why i'm taking this survey as though i was one of the big-tittied, blonde AND brown haired, skanky-ass hat racks:
A is for age: LEGAL!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *flashes boobs*
B is for booze: all day long bayyybeeeee!!! i love it all! malibu! capns!!!!!!! wooooo and don't even give me TA-KI-LAH!!!!! unless you want to see my booooobs!
C is for career: being HOTT!
D is for dad's name: visa, mastercard or amex! woooooooooooooooooooo
E is for essential items to bring to a party: mah tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooowwwwwwwwww
F is for favorite song at the moment: omg idk probably anything by PCD!!!!!!!!!!!!
G is for girlfriend: for real all my girls!!! we know how to do it TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H is for hometown: some buttoned up midwestern city where i was probably stifled but reacted by being the school slut
I is for instruments you play: skin flute!!!!!
J is for jam or jelly you like: jello shots! RAASPSSSBBERRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
K is for kids: ooooooooooooo someday!
L is for living arrangements: 7 strangers, picked to live in a house!!!
M is for mom's name: ungrateful BITCH
N is for name of your best friend: whoever i just texted
O is for overnight hospital stays: heeheheheheh NO COMMENTS!
P is for phobias: being fat and/or sober!
Q is for quote you like: "party like it's 1999 UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!"
R is for relationship that lasted longest: once i totally had sex for like 7 hours
S is for sexual position: EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGG
U is for unique trait: i can lick my own vagina while hanging upside down and humming beethoven's fifth
V is for vegetable you love: cucumber ;) ;) ;)
W is for worst trait: probably my repressed intellect
X is for x-rays you've had: boobs!
Y is for yummy food you make: body shotz!
Z is for zodiac sign: virgo... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRSTS ..
First job: tanning salon: FAKE N BAKE FOR LIFE!
First screen name: caligrl4eva!
First funeral: the death of my CHERRY!!!!!!!!!!!
First pet: a turtle.
First piercing: my ears and then my eyebrow and then my nipple and then my tongue and then my....*@&%!!!!
First tattoo: a super cute one: CHERRIES AND A PALM TREE ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!! whore spot? WHATEVS
First credit card: daddy's!
First kiss: daddy!
First enemy: daddy!
First favorite musical artist: PCD, ashlee, danity KANE!!!!!!!!
LASTS ..
Last car ride: to the beach!
Last kiss: ummmmmmm idk whatever the fuck just happened in the hot tub!!!
Last movie watched: license to wed! OMG robin williams IS THE SHIT!
Last beverage drank: i call it the SLAM/SPLAT: tequila, rum, gin, milk, chocolate sauce, pineapple juice, kaluha, PBR, egg whites and a dash of tabasco sauce. SLAM IT and then, SPLAT! you're on the floor!
Last food consumed: i'm not a fattie!
Last phone call: i can't remember, rewind and see what is written with a little arrow pointing to the phone
Last time showered: with my girlz!!!!!!!!!
Last CD played: PCD!!!!!!
Last website visited: www.realworldrulez.com
Single or Taken: whatever you want me to be! ;) ;) ;) ;)
Sex: ALWAYS!!!!
Birthday: 6/9/69!
Sign: OPEN!
Siblings: none. :(
Hair color: blonde AND brown in super sexxy sections
Eye color: foxy!
Shoe size: are you calling me fat?
A is for age: LEGAL!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *flashes boobs*
B is for booze: all day long bayyybeeeee!!! i love it all! malibu! capns!!!!!!! wooooo and don't even give me TA-KI-LAH!!!!! unless you want to see my booooobs!
C is for career: being HOTT!
D is for dad's name: visa, mastercard or amex! woooooooooooooooooooo
E is for essential items to bring to a party: mah tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooowwwwwwwwww
F is for favorite song at the moment: omg idk probably anything by PCD!!!!!!!!!!!!
G is for girlfriend: for real all my girls!!! we know how to do it TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H is for hometown: some buttoned up midwestern city where i was probably stifled but reacted by being the school slut
I is for instruments you play: skin flute!!!!!
J is for jam or jelly you like: jello shots! RAASPSSSBBERRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
K is for kids: ooooooooooooo someday!
L is for living arrangements: 7 strangers, picked to live in a house!!!
M is for mom's name: ungrateful BITCH
N is for name of your best friend: whoever i just texted
O is for overnight hospital stays: heeheheheheh NO COMMENTS!
P is for phobias: being fat and/or sober!
Q is for quote you like: "party like it's 1999 UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!"
R is for relationship that lasted longest: once i totally had sex for like 7 hours
S is for sexual position: EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGG
U is for unique trait: i can lick my own vagina while hanging upside down and humming beethoven's fifth
V is for vegetable you love: cucumber ;) ;) ;)
W is for worst trait: probably my repressed intellect
X is for x-rays you've had: boobs!
Y is for yummy food you make: body shotz!
Z is for zodiac sign: virgo... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRSTS ..
First job: tanning salon: FAKE N BAKE FOR LIFE!
First screen name: caligrl4eva!
First funeral: the death of my CHERRY!!!!!!!!!!!
First pet: a turtle.
First piercing: my ears and then my eyebrow and then my nipple and then my tongue and then my....*@&%!!!!
First tattoo: a super cute one: CHERRIES AND A PALM TREE ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!! whore spot? WHATEVS
First credit card: daddy's!
First kiss: daddy!
First enemy: daddy!
First favorite musical artist: PCD, ashlee, danity KANE!!!!!!!!
LASTS ..
Last car ride: to the beach!
Last kiss: ummmmmmm idk whatever the fuck just happened in the hot tub!!!
Last movie watched: license to wed! OMG robin williams IS THE SHIT!
Last beverage drank: i call it the SLAM/SPLAT: tequila, rum, gin, milk, chocolate sauce, pineapple juice, kaluha, PBR, egg whites and a dash of tabasco sauce. SLAM IT and then, SPLAT! you're on the floor!
Last food consumed: i'm not a fattie!
Last phone call: i can't remember, rewind and see what is written with a little arrow pointing to the phone
Last time showered: with my girlz!!!!!!!!!
Last CD played: PCD!!!!!!
Last website visited: www.realworldrulez.com
Single or Taken: whatever you want me to be! ;) ;) ;) ;)
Sex: ALWAYS!!!!
Birthday: 6/9/69!
Sign: OPEN!
Siblings: none. :(
Hair color: blonde AND brown in super sexxy sections
Eye color: foxy!
Shoe size: are you calling me fat?