letter to bob

[wendyhouse]

Dear apocalypticbobI don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you castrate the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a

Comments

[apocalypticbob]

The monk had it coming...but I really would like my left ear back.

[wendyhouse]

but it's such a nice ear! so tasty :)

(having a Tom Lehrer moment now....)