It's all kae_nine's fault - Drabble: Daredevil
“You’re joking.” She stares at him, repelled and fascinated at the same time.
“Nope.” He grins, eyes sparkling with remembered pleasure. “Every word the truth, I swear.”
“Not even you, Jack Harkness...” Running out of words, she shakes her head. “I know you’d shag anything, but-”
“Have I shocked you, Rose Tyler?” Arm around her waist, he hugs her close, lips tickling her ear, laughter in his voice. “After all you’ve seen?”
“But... but you shagged a Dalek!” Her voice is a squeak, and her mind’s boggled. “How?”
His eyes dance. “Ah, the things they can do with those plungers...”