I'd love to change the world But I don't know what to do

[wendywendywendy]

grrr

having a BAD DAY

i've pretty much ruined my glasses, and i burned my hand by just touching my laptop because the stupid thing gets too hot.

if you have added to my bad day, then... i hope you suffer. but only a little.

like, maybe you'll find hair in you food. or sit in gum. or maybe find a little arsenic in your drink. but only a

Comments

[matthewstryker]

Hah. I've been slipping a bit of several poisons into my food for the last ten years. I've developed an immunity.

But my brain works funny now.

[miaminyc]

like in the princess bride. remember gwendyl, someone is always haeving a worse day than u. think of the starving ticks in samalia.

[wendywendywendy]

yeah, well someone is always having a better day, too. it goes both ways.

[wendywendywendy]

hmm. so maybe you'll just get the food hair. ;0p

[ramzour]

I sometimes find food in my hair...does that count?

[wendywendywendy]

yeah, it counts... sort of. i guess having food in your hair is the opposite of having hair in your food, and since you've done the opposite of making my day bad, it works!

[anonymous]

But you spoke to me yesterday! What does that tell us? That I'm a worthless scoundrel. I have to go to the bathroom. Does that count?

yes it counts.

[wendywendywendy]

you've always been a sucker for people who pee on you!

Re: yes it counts.

[anonymous]

that and graham crackers. mmmm.