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[wensleydale]

Nerve.com apparently posted a round-up of all those awful, ridiculous sex tips found in bad mags, but this one took the cake (from British 'Maxim', which I guess is like the American Maxim, except with different euphemisms):

"Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob."Yeah, '

Comments

[wensleydale]

I DEFINITELY THOUGHT OF 'SUGAR AND SPICE' I WON'T LIE

[steam_pilot]

Oh my god. Oh my god. OH. MY GOD.

He doesn't even need to present it to his lady. He just has to walk down the street with it hanging out and girls will be all over that like woah.

SUPER SMOOOOOOTH

[wensleydale]

IT'S REALLY CLASSY THAT WAY, THEY'LL BE LIKE BEES TO HONEY...smeared on some dude's dick, anyway.

[ocicatsy]

Thank you for brightening my morning! (didn't get to comment till now)

[wensleydale]

NO PROBLEMO. Now I suddenly have a hankering for a crepe filled with nutella and bananas for some reason....

[krissybeth]

Couldn't he at least smear some on with a spatula??? How are you going to reuse the rest of that now tainted jar? Ew ew ew.