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beavis with brain exposed popsicle

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"I wept because from now on I will weep less. I wept because I have lost my pain and I am not yet accustomed to its absence."

today is your big shot at romance

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"before you give me the run-around about needing to upgrade my equipment instead of actually having a problem with a skip, exchanging vinyl records at the mall is the best way to get free swan anytime."

virtual reality stations at the mall

at the county fair, yellow skyfari patrons on cables high above to watch america's got talent, an andrew w.k. impersonator with growing prosthetic hands and vestax mixer popping and locking on stage to a disinterested crowd. walking back to the lemonade stand some t-mobile salesman take my picture, i am walking in front of my two friends. the ( Read more... )

love gets me every time,
don't be stupid,
you're still the one,
honey i'm home,
from this moment on,
that don't impress me much,
man I feel like a woman,
you've got a way,
come on over,