MMOM Day 6: House (+Wilson)

[were_lemur]

This fic is rated: PG-13
Fandom: House
Characters/Pairing: House (+Wilson)
Summary: Wilson walks in on House
Warnings: masturbation
Word Count: 100
X-Posted: were_lemur, mmom
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note: I'm not sure if this is House/Wilson or just House-being-obnoxious.
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Disclaimer: House belongs to Fox.

"Don't you ever knock?"

Wilson lets the door close behind him, and looks everywhere but at House, who is sprawled lazily on the couch, still holding his cock. "I did knock."

"Oh. Right." House starts stroking himself again. "Well?"

"I'll be back later." A lot later.

"You don't want to join me?"

"Join you in ... jacking off?" Wilson can't believe he's having this conversation. That House is still stroking himself, as casually as someone else might work a crossword puzzle.

"You never did it in the locker room back in high school? Comparing equipment size, distance ... accuracy?"

"House!"