Hey Mister.
Today was a good day.
Happy, and tired, which means I'm not doing my homework. It's okay...all A's and B's so far...still terrible homework habits.
I took back 11 dollars in bottles, which equaled out to 3 four piece chicken nuggets, a medium fry- all for me, and then 6+ dollars that I gave to Jake (because he is such a nice boyxcore. or something ( Read more... )
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also, internet penises and internet boob are on my top 17 list of favorite things.
and once you get sick of your waif like mob boss husband, you can just tell him he's fat and ugly all the time, he will slit his wrists, you can steal of of his crime profits, and then go be a RICH hippie.
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the word vagina sounds like a disease.
like, oh, i can't come in...i got a bad case of vagina.
and i told jake that penises are funny looking, but then he pointed out how weird vaginas kind of are.
and i realized...he has a point.
and...
What it is hoe, wassup (wassup)
Can a nigga get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut up (been cut)
Show yo ass how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)
Well give me you numba and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)
ROMANTIC.
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i'm not sure why. i sometimes like to seem like a bigger whore than i actually am.
i probably am sick and twisted.
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I just threw up.
But i know what you mean.
except i thought she ACTUALLY WAS A BIG WHORE.!
and i also dont want attention. i find it funny.
mwhahahahaha i will take over the world with my love for the saying i tapped that ass.
ALSO...mary bentley is one of the horrifically ugly people. it's hard to look at her.
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that is the most vile image i have ever experienced flashing through my brain.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!i hate vaginas forever. no girl power, they're gross, because she has one.
it made me shudder.
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