oh(gasp)mygoodness. imsogladtobefeelinglikethelamestpersoneveronthefaceofthe(gasp)earth(gasp). WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKINGLIVEJOURNALANDMYSPACEANDIHATEPEOPLETHATMAKEMEFEELSOGODDAMNINFERIORALLTHETIME.

awesome = panic attacks in the library

everyone chill out or at least do this shit in person.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK?!?!?!

thats my peacekeeping effort for the day. now off to kick some COCA COLA ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSz.

there are 95 letters in the subject. thats the most youre allowed to have. or chuck norris roundhouse kicks you in the vagina.

FUCK MY ASS MOTHA FUCKAS.

I PUT THE STUD IN STUDY MOTHER FUCKERS

time to crawl in bed and hide hide hide.

dude. i should write about biting myself/being bitten more often. soooooooooo many comments. WOOOOHOOOOOO.

one time, i got bit by this kid at a frat party. now we're friends.

i woke up with a bite mark on my arm. question question: what the effffffffffffffffffff?

ps i was sleeping alone. infer: i did it.

i kinda like these kids.

and im still sorry beck.

things i love: hookah

things ive done recently: hookahed

things i wish i could do that my friends have done: give fred flinstone head