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Cosmo Whores
Every morning when I turn on my laptop monitor, I am inevitably faced with the Yahoo! News page. Its unavoidable because I've got to check my e-mail. I could, of course, ignore it completely and go about my mail-checking business, but curiosity almost always gets the better of me with a few of the posts.
Anyway, I saw a post this morning that sort ( Read more... ) -
A Modern Day Allo' Allo'
Its been unsurprisingly difficult to find anyone who likes the BBC late 80's comedy, Allo Allo. I really got into it when I was about 10 or 11, and have found that my interest has never died completely (only faded out to come back in and then fade out once more and so on and so on). Since then, I've been reduced to online forums and my grandpa ( Read more... ) -
Television is the voice of Satan
I hate the TV. Hate hate hate hate HATE it, with a capital "H".
I hate the loud, obnoxious, infinite commercials, I hate 98% of the shows, and ever since the end of the nineties, cable channels like Nickelodeon, Disney, and Cartoon Network have been flushed down the toilet of life, now festering in the rather large cess pool of things that royally ( Read more... ) -
Doomsday Fags
So when I woke up this morning, turned on my laptop, typed yahoo.com into the address box, I was immediately faced with this wonderful bit of "good morning" news-
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081230/ap_on_sc/yellowstone_quakes
Scientists eye unusual swarm of Yellowstone quakes
Since the link doesn't give this immediate insight.
I was like, wait, isn't ( Read more... ) -
Christmas Time is Here!
I should be working out right now, or rather, getting ready to do so. I promised myself I'd go at 2pm, and here I at 1:57, sitting on my butt and typing a journal entry. Oh well, I have all day, right? 2:30, most definitely.
Anyway, my sister and I, in all our spare time (as I have quit work and school is over) have become obsessed with bri_chan and Rain' ( Read more... ) -
Shit Happens
I hate it when-wait, let me rephrase that. Hate is a little harsh. I get so annoyed when people, looking you squarely in the eye, ask if you're "okay" after you tell them you've had a wreck. No, I died. No, I'm paralyzed. No, I suffered severe brain damage and have gone into a coma. WTF people, don't I look alright for someone who's just totaled ( Read more... ) -
How can he not be the father?
I believe this entry could be used as evidence that I really don't have anything better to do with my time other than analyze Disney movies. In my own defense, it is only 1:40 on a day that I have off from work and no school because I now have early release. I could be out wasting money on a much needed pair of shoes but both yesterday and ( Read more... ) -
I wish I could sing this on a huge stage...
With Gloria Gaynor by my side on national television. And then fuckin' no one would fuck with me ( Read more... ) -
Exams
Today, I only had to show up real early in the morning for my Economics final. It was spaced out over two days because other exams are allotted two hours as opposed to 50 minutes. But it was super easy (when in doubt, just answer supply and demand) so I finished in about half an hour or less. Words cannot describe how gratifying that was- to finish ( Read more... )
