application
LE APPLICATION
to get this out of the way..
who are you? [first and middle name] : Gary Steven
how old are you? 16
where you live: city/state? Antioch, IL
name 7 of your favourite..
books
I. The Wave
II. The Giver
III. Fallen Angels
IV. The Outsiders
V. Tuesdays with Morrie
VI. Of Mice and Men
VII. The Shining
bands
I. The Dillinger Escape Plan
II. The Black Dahlia Murder
III. Walls Of Jericho
IV. Underoath
V. Alexisonfire
VI. Brazil
VII. Bleeding Through
films
I. Donnie Darko
II. The Boondock Saints
III. Saved!
IV. Requiem For A Dream
V. Train-spotting
VI. Pulp Fiction
VII. A Clockwork Orange
for our amusement..
do you prefer the mall or a flea market/thrift store?: Kohls actually.
what is your favourite item that you own? why?: My guitar. It's the only thing I'm good at, and I couldn't imagine not being able to play.
name two people you'd like to stab and explain why: Megan O'brien, and Abbey I don't know her last name. These two girls in my school that have made my life a living hell because they talk a lot of shit. But hey, they can go dip their cigarettes in robatussin and have all the fun they want. Bitches.
three things you believe strongly in and why?:
I. Orthodox religion is ridiculous - it just is stupid.
II. Sweet Baby Rays makes the best BBQ sauce ever - so tasty
III. Music saved my life. - i was suicidal but music made me a happy person.
what is your favourite part of your body? why?: Eyes. I can get lost in them
how many times a day do you brush your teeth?: twice. once if I'm busy
how often do you masturbate?: Honestly... it's been about a year since the last time I did. I fuckin rule like that.
what's your favourite sexual position and why?: Position? I dunno... But I'm pretty fond of the "move" the Las Vegas Loop-hole. It's sweet.
tell us what you're deathly afraid of?: [don't be alarmed when we laugh at you] I'm deathly afraid of heights and being alone.
tell us a joke: So, there's a white guy, a black guy and a mexican walking on a beach. They find this pot, and they rub it. Out comes a genie... He says "I'll grant you each one wish". so the mexican goes first. He wishes for all of his fellow mexicans to be back in mexico and happy. So *poof* all the mexicans are in mexico. The black guy goes next, and he wishes all of his fellow black people were back in africa and happy. So *poof* all the black people are in africa. Then the genie asks the white guy his wish... and the white guy goes "You mean to tell me all the blacks and mexicans are out of america?" The genie responds "yes, indeed" and the white guy goes "well then, I'll have a coke".
find a random picture off the internet and post it here:
if you were a condom, what kind would you be?: The kind that sits in your dresser drawer through-out all of high school and never gets used.
are you happy with your genitalia? why or why not?: No. I'm tiny, and my balls get in the way all the time.
prove to us that you're worthy..
give 5 reasons why you think youre better then us
1. I'm taller.
2. I sport girl's jeans better
3. My musical taste is better than everyone's
4. I'm modest
5. My glasses rule
describe yourself in the form of a haiku .. seriously: Kinda short and fat,
I fall down stairs quite a bit
I love lots of shit
if you were michelle or simone miller...why would you let yourself into this community?: Cuz Michelle loves me.
rate yourself from 1-10 .. [10 is hot, 1 is not] and tell why: -7. I'm ugly.
give us your opinions on ..
the 'scene': It's gone downhill. It's about style more than music now, and that pisses me off.
sXe kids: sXe isn't something you should claim until you're of the age to buy things that sXe doesn't permit.
drugs: drugs are bad mmkay?
smoking: I never thought giving myself cancer would feel so good.
this community: gellin like a fellon
abortion: mixed feelings. its fuckin gross. but if its for something like rape, go for it.
homosexuality: I kiss boys. More power to the ones who do it all the time.
vegetarians: Respect, but I couldn't do it, I love meat.
finish the sentence..
LYKE OMGzZzZ..: i WuZ lyke "double you tea eff?!? whys yous on mi maaan!?1?!?11one?!?1"
i just went to the bathroom and..: you couldn't pay me to go back in there
michelle and simone are really gangster because..: they like good music and stuff.
george bush totally..: makes me laugh
my friend once had mutton chops, and...: they were damn sexy!
pictures..
show us 5 pictures of yourself. we want to be able to SEE YOU REALLY WELL in at least 3. kthx.
Ten cent hair lip with my lovely girlfriend.
have fun.