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who are you? JANEL (MO) MAUREEN
how old are you? 18
where you live: L.E CALIFORNIA
name 7 of your favourite..
books INVISIBLE MONSTERS, HIGH FIDELITY, THE GIVING TREE, THE PERKS, GOD-SHAPED HOLE, HOW TO BE GOOD, I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
bands NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL, BUILT TO SPILL, FROM MONUMENT TO MASSES, UGLY CASANOVA, I AM SPOONBENDER, RAY CHARLES, MIRAH
films REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE, ETERNAL SUNSHINE, HIGH FIDELITY, JULIEN DONKEY BOY, HAPPY ACCIDENTS
do you prefer the mall or a flea market/thrift store?: i really don't care. the flea market is fun because there are weird people that go there, i watch them.
what is your favourite item that you own? why?: my jacket. it says "ryan" on it.
name two people you'd like to stab and explain why: my dad bc he's a drug dealer, my boss for obvious reasons, & jewel. for being a ho.
three things you believe strongly in and why?: that nobody should apologize for mistakes they have made, friends are the most important thing in a relationship - if your b/f g/f doesn't like your friends, it's doomed, &.. everyone should try sushi. coz you never know.
what is your favourite part of your body? why?: my inner thigh. coz it's ticklish & cute.
how many times a day do you brush your teeth?: 2wice. if i can. or once. if i can. sometimes not at all OMG.
how often do you masturbate?: used to every other night but now i sleep in the same bed as my BFF4L & i have a bf, he's good at satisfying me.
what's your favourite sexual position and why?: on top, bc i get off that way.
tell us what you're deathly afraid of?: [don't be alarmed when we laugh at you] music going extinct. i'm really not scared of anything. my friends dying?
tell us a joke: how do you get a one armed man out of a tree? wave to him. hahplz.
find a random picture off the internet and post it here:
if you were a condom, what kind would you be?: pink & ribbed.
are you happy with your genitalia? why or why not?: yes, it does the trick.
prove to us that you're worthy..
give 5 reasons why you think youre better then us
1. i have a very fat cat at home
2. i know what "aleatoric" means
3. music is my boyfriend
4. I CAN BUY PORN
5. my bf knows jason mraz hahahaha
describe yourself in the form of a haiku .. seriously:
i work in a chair
my best friend cut my lame hair
i eat too much food
if you were michelle or simone miller...why would you let yourself into this community?: because i can't live without me & i went through all the fucking trouble fuckdamnit
rate yourself from 1-10 10 plus tax.
the 'scene': it only exists bc of people hating it. who cares ef, whatevers fun. i am not bitter.
sXe kids: theyre ok as long as they dont fucking jump someone at a show for smoking or something
drugs: i'm neutral
smoking: i smoke so i cant bitch. i dont like smoke being blown into my face still - FREE CANCER WITH EVERY BOX OMG ARE YOU KIDDING?!
this community: its ok, mainly i want friends.
abortion: personally i wouldnt, but i can see why it would be done.
homosexuality: i ♥ gay. my bestfriend is.
vegetarians: see above.
finish the sentence..
LYKE OMGzZzZ..: KEWLPLZTHXBI
i just went to the bathroom and..: i found my blanket again & it was warm & i love calvin & hobbes.
michelle and simone are really gangster because..: deyr cuties 2 boot
george bush totally..: has hot daughters
my friend once had mutton chops, and...: we ate them.
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