You've reached Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, former Watcher's Academy scholar and graduate of Fandom High. Please leave a message and I'll return your call with the greatest expedience.
"Wesley! Wesley, I can't remember something, and it's really, really important. Were the zebras the ones running the ballet school, or was that the crocodiles?I need to know for... for... research."
RESEARCH.
"An' if a mailman tries to deliver a crate to you with a live ostrich in it, just don't sign for it, okay? 'M pretty sure they'll take it back if you don't sign for it!"
After week of his crew disappearing and... buildings and the skyline changing over LA, Gunn had enough. Everyone thought he was crazy. Only he could see it or remember the people who were in his crew.
Finally Gunn was desperate enough to make a phone call.
"Yo. English. Remember me? I'm the guy who used to take out the graveyard at that crazy-ass boarding school of yours? Charles Gunn."
There was a small pause before he started talking again. There was a trace of desperation in his voice.
"Something strange is going on here, man. My crew is disappearing one by one. Demons who have been holding bits of turf all over the city are just gone with the freaking wind. Hell, even that evil law firm has pulled out of town. I... I don't suppose you and your Watchers have some giant book about this someplace? My crew... my family is just disappearing man
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"I am not giving up any megaphones or climbing or posters to you, next time. Damnit."
"... you better not be dead in a ditch, Wes."
*beep*
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RESEARCH.
"An' if a mailman tries to deliver a crate to you with a live ostrich in it, just don't sign for it, okay? 'M pretty sure they'll take it back if you don't sign for it!"
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Finally Gunn was desperate enough to make a phone call.
"Yo. English. Remember me? I'm the guy who used to take out the graveyard at that crazy-ass boarding school of yours? Charles Gunn."
There was a small pause before he started talking again. There was a trace of desperation in his voice.
"Something strange is going on here, man. My crew is disappearing one by one. Demons who have been holding bits of turf all over the city are just gone with the freaking wind. Hell, even that evil law firm has pulled out of town. I... I don't suppose you and your Watchers have some giant book about this someplace? My crew... my family is just disappearing man ( ... )
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Once again, Bruce was alerting the authorities with an anonymous tip and a disguised voice to warn of possible crimes going on.
"It seems the bushes outside Pizza Planet are a hotbed for drug deals and public sex. Thought you'd find that interesting."
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"...Wow, I am not wearing a corset anytime soon. Did Stephanie put you up to this or something?"
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