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[wester126]

So I take my dog to the vet.. I'm sitting in the waiting room when this girl starts talking to my dog. I'm thinking, "wtf, who talks to dogs" but whatever. And then she starts asking the dog questions.. and its sort of akward when, you know, the dog doesnt answer her.. then she turns to me and asks me the same damn question.. like, oh, she figured

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[zackass]

so wait, was she asking like info about the dog? like a yes or no question, or questions where youd actually have to give a reply? i used to talk to my dog and say hi and stuff but never asked meaningful questions.

[wester126]

she was sayin like "oohhh, hey puppy, what are you in here for?" then shed pause 10 seconds and look up at me and expect me to answer with this irritated look on her face. fuck you lady, my dog cant talk, go home and talk to your own talking dog!

[_ass_hat_]

thats fucking hilarious, it made my whole fucking day. too bad your dog didnt poop on her.

[ex_matt13330]

That's disgusting. I was hungry up until about the middle of this journal.

[wester126]

me and the dog stopped at mcdonalds after the whole ordeal :D

[aryanprince]

Theres a psycho cat lady that talks to my fat ass cat. Its this vet by the 7/11 and she always ask dumbass questions while holding him and playing with his balls. If i was a cat i would shit on her face.

[satanic__cow]

that's hella funny. one of the only worthwhile things i've seen on lj in a while.