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[westernesse]

I had my second Birthday of the year yesterday. Yes, lucky me I get two, and this one was really spectacular. 70 people, all of which were at least tenuously related to me, turned up, making it a massive noisy party. Since most people in the family are devout it was mostly good clean, christian fun, although there were a couple of people who seemed

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[lanamali]

ah hell god damn crap. i knew i'd forget.... happy birthday!! not that you need my happy birthdays, that party sounds absolutely fricking wicked. i read it wrong at first though and though you'd been raped at. someone raped in your general direction. sounds wicked anyway. what was the rapping like? did they say yo yo yo and call you a home boy and stuff? i just can't picture it.

it must be ace having loads of new family though. it's always fun to see what you're related to. incedentally, my cousin became a paranoid psychotic while i was away. she's in hospital pretending to be paralised amongst other things. and look at me, i'm fine. haha. so don't worry if your family are nutters.

glad you're doing updates here though. i think i should have done the same. now i'm going to do a big entry i think. a big long tedious bastard before i forget everything.

keep loving zimbabwe you lovely man

[westernesse]

It was more in the Sean Paul style of rapping actually. It came with dance steps too. I felt like I'd stumbled into an MTV Base video. Unfortuntely there was no raping. The party wasn't quite that good.

Anyway, I don't think my birthday quite tops all of your adventures. I can't wait to catch up when I get back.