if you need to get away from it all man here's the deal. find some sort of telephone, preferably the kind that you stick your finger in the hole and twist it around and it makes a cool sound (if you can't find one of those a tin can on a string will do). you dial 7 then a 1 then a 4 then a 5 then another 5 then a 9 then yet another 5. someone will pick up. theres an 85% chance it will be me. (if it's me) i will go "rob, what the fuck's up man?" and you'll say something to the effect of "oh nothing much senior year is kicking my ass and i just want to chill and eat some fast food or slow food, maybe make some objectifying comments about womens' bodies, etc." and i'll say "sweet man i'll be over in a little in the van" but then i'll forget that i have no idea where the fuck you live so i'll call you back then mapblast your house. then i'll take 2-3 wrong tunrs on the way but end up suprisingly on time. if all goes well, we will have created a brief portal for the possibilty of domination to reign supreme over the greater manchester area
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