On monday nights, when you are bored and need something to do, don't go on friend's buddy lists. Because if you do, what might happen is that you'll say to that friend, "oh, find someone for me to talk to online with an old screen name of mine and i'll just talk and stuff." this can be both amazingly satisfying and a balance on the precipice of ( Read more... )

Mankind is not yet ready for mutantkind ( Read more... )

Today I went running and a car almost hit me. It wasn't a big deal, but it's probably the closest I've ever come to be being injured in a car (if you don't count being in the car with friends that drive like every road is the Autobahn). I kind of sidestepped his entire car, which is entirely impossible (but that's how it looked in my head). When I ( Read more... )

I thought I had a paper due tomorrow at nine in the AM. Turns out I was ( Read more... )

Well, welcome everybody. For years my "people" (publicist, agent, masseuse, butler, driver and psychotherapist) have been saying, "Alex, you have SOOOOO much to offer in terms of insight, hope, and all out, balls to the wall love. You simply MUST share the contents of your brain with the rest of us." Well, five months of community service and court ( Read more... )

Hey everybody! Right now, this is my first entry. It's a pretty good occoaision. I can't really spell that word ( Read more... )