woke up at like 9. jerked it. went back to sleep. yea i did that.

today took me only 4 minutes to get off. i'm stoked on that. poop on mustaches and muffins!!

one more time. yea.

i just woke up to beat off. i did do that. then i blew my nose and got a drink of water. i am goin back to bed. 5 weeks left til i shave again.

hahaha i have controlled my beating off! but today i cummed in my tiolet. dont ask.

i just beat off and it went all over my tattoo. my angel had cum on her face.

insane jerk

i just jerked to this blonde-headed whorebag and it was awesome. i'm going to bed.

i put my balls in free slurpee to stop from jerkin off.

I DONT NEED YOUR STEAK! I'LL STICK TO MY SAUSAGE!