"Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now?"

[wexmonkey]

Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only.

You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!

Comments

[carebearc]

typically vague, matty, but i have been worrying about you with all of this starbucks layoff gossip...

[filefish]

I had no idea they were chopping at corporate too. I know in Vegas, the store saturation was ridiculous- sometimes within in a block of each other. I read that one that opened near my former office a month ago closed up last Friday- the "Grand opening" banners were still up when they shut down.

I was rather surprised when I drove through Manch-Vegas this weekend and saw the new one on South Willow was still there. You'd think the 30 Dunkin Donuts within sight would apply some pressure.

[filefish]

Er, that should've said "3 within a block of each other".

I need coffee.

[assfishalicious]

it is my fault. i stopped drinking starbucks two years ago out of principle. i hope your job is ok monkey. i never meant to hurt you.