005. ...

[wgeese_captain]

Okay, let's get a situation recheck here.

1. I fell asleep in mignonette's room, woke up for a while, fell back asleep. Last I remember, she was in the room with me and didn't look like she was gonna do anything.
2. I have only half my clothes. The lower half, luckily, but still, only half. Dammit, I need my fucking hat!3. I wake up to find this

Comments

[iron_countess]

Captain, some of us have been... misplaced.

Search a secure location until everything returns to normal.

[wgeese_captain]

Aha, roger that. I've seen the panicking on the network.

And I'll try, sir, but it's kinda difficult to define "secure" when you're about half the size of a cigarette and you're got huge insects running all over the place. And dammit, I need a smoke.

[iron_countess]

Blend, Captain. You are one of them now. They look disgustingly friendly in those images. As I need a cigar.

[wgeese_captain]

It's kinda hard to blend in when you only have two arms as opposed to four, but yes, sir, I'll give that a go.

[yoyobear]

Heheh, Mr. Geese is a bug. ^-^

[wgeese_captain]

Listen, kid. First off, my name isn't Mr. Geese, it's Pip Bernadette. Mr. Bernadette, if you will.

And second, m'not a bug, dammit! I'm just suddenly shrunken, and these annoying things WON'T SHUT UP! Gah!

[yoyobear]

But you told me you were the Captain of the Wild Geese! What if I just call you Pip. Like Pipi Longstockings!

Use your insect repellent!

[wgeese_captain]

Well, I am, but that doesn't mean, it's my name, and just----fine. Pip. But nothing else, alright?! I don't want kids starting to call me anything ridiculous.

And I really would if I had some, but then again, these insects are about three times as big as I am, so I don't think it'd really help.

[akigito]

Cute!

[wgeese_captain]

Not when they're about twice as big as you are, kiddo.

[akigito]

Mm... the flowers are bigger than Akito now, but still cute!

Cuddly?

[wgeese_captain]

Flowers and huge bugs are sorta different, aren't they?

And no, they're not cuddly. Anything with more than four limbs is NOT cuddly, in my dictionary.

[timidwalker]

Pip! M-Mr. Bernedette!! You're okay! Or it looks like you are. Where are you now, Pippo?

[wgeese_captain]

Eh, long story, but, uh....somewhere. Actually, I have no idea. But with some kid. Oh, yeah, and I'm still tiny. Which sucks, but hey, at least I'm alive. Just with a couple broken ribs.

You doing okay?

[timidwalker]

As long as you're okay..Is that kid the one who did it?

Y-yeah.. I was just worried about you, is all..

[dandy_bro]

Heh heh! You know.. if you have outlandish tastes.. you should try chocolate-covered ants.. I hear in some countries they are a delicacy..

Hmhm, merely a thought on your plight~♥

Then again, you say they are large...

How big is your appetite~♥? Hmhmhmhm!