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Nov 05, 2005 22:55

Woo. Not eating does silly things to you. I feel like crying, personally. Huzzah. I'm broke. I'd buy some ramen, but I'm too broke. There's nothing edible in the house outside of a bottle of mustard and maybe a can of string beans. I've lost five pounds on hunger already, and my stomach quit trying to petition for my attention. I think i'm gonna go ( Read more... )

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wh1tetyger November 6 2005, 06:27:15 UTC
swEET moogly-googly! i found 20 bucks thought long lost! Someone somewhere loves me, i'm off to eat at the diner! mWahHahahahHAHaHAHAH!!! *scampers off, all cackling and evil and stuff like that*

I leave with you, my thought of the moment:

Children, or twinkies? Personally, i'd take twinkies over children of my own any day. When you open a twinkie's wrapper, you know exactly what it's going to be like, what it's going to look like, what the long and short term consequences are. It's guaranteed to be satisfying, it's got nothing to hide, and hell, it can live longer than a kid will!

... plus, they are much tastier than children. Usually.

MuuahahahahhoohAHAW!

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