I Let the Fear Take the Wheel and Steer

[wh_mermaid]

Title: I Let the Fear Take the Wheel and Steer
Pairings: Fabregas/Pique
Rated: R
WC: 2623
Disclaimer: Not true
Summary: Despite Xabi’s best attempts to remove Cesc and Xavi’s decorations, there are still rainbow streamers and hearts everywhere.
    “What’s the bet that he leaves the hearts around Stevie?” Xavi says into the camera which pans to a

Comments

[pansylove]

Above the front doors is a giant poster of a painting of Martin Luther posting his ninety-five theses on the doors of a Catholic Church except Xavi’s face has been crudely pasted over Martin Luther’s and the top of the ninety-five theses is titled “Automotive Injustices”

lmao. XD

[wh_mermaid]

oh you know it. Xavi is king of Automotive Injustices kekekekekeke

TY boo <3

[ascmama_duck]

I'm so sad for Mr. Waka Waka right now :( Why do you have to write something that makes me sad? :(
I still don't know how you manage to evoke such strong emotions in such a short little fic...you are talented, lady :)
The best part, though, was: "An angry Xavi is a mouthy Xavi." I bet that's so actually true...

[alexandara7]

Why I have not know that this wonderful thing is here??? Because Top Gear + football= perfect

It started so funny, Cesc, Xavi and Xabi teasing each others but then the ending... I felt like I want to smack Cesc. Hard. Just for treating Geri so bad. Because they belong together. Even if Cesc is too thickheaded to realize it.

But I liked how you write them all. They really are like Jeremy, Richard and James. Just better looking. And funnier. And I loved the Xabi/Steve mention! (of course he has his picture under his pillow)

And Stig was there! :)

But this fic was really lovely, I´m going to read the second one :)

[wh_mermaid]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I love Top Gear so friggin much and one day I was like "oh god, Jeremy and Xavi are the same person" kekekekeke

<3

[driedstardono]

askhgadskjalsj so good, so sweet, so filthy. You are a a saint, a goddess! Having read the Villa/Silva fic first, my favorite part has to have been the Stig motioning for Cesc to get cleaned up. It was funny by itself, but picturing Villa's face was even better :)

[wh_mermaid]

mwuahahahahaha that's totally my favorite part of both of the Top Gear fics. I'm supposed to be taking a hiatus from writing, but there is a 3rd Top Gear AU piece in the works so.... yeah. lol

<3

[driedstardono]

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