In which I'm a creeper

[wh_mermaid]

Denis Suarez is now 18 and therefore legal. How sad is it that I've been looking forward to this day since last July? Pretty fucking sad.

Comments

[justkisa]

isn't he adorable? I just want to write/read endless stories about his relationship with Silva (er, mostly his very, very platonic relationship with Silva but and, God I feel creepy even admitting this, but during the pre-season tour I kind of really wanted to write an Adam/Denis/Silva threesome and then, um, then I looked up how old he was, yeah right, slinking away in shame now....)

[wh_mermaid]

If your slinking, slink your way over to the 'omg he deserves an orgy bday fic' campfire >>>:D I have it in my head that there's a sex tape in which it's all Joe's idea and he's giggling, Micah is video taping and half of the team is following along. And they show up in Denis's room and he's like "gtfo" but Edin and Aleks are already making out in a corner and then he sees Adam/Silva going at it and is like ".... oh...." and wants to join in

>>>>>:D my mind is a very dirty place

[justkisa]

he totally deserves an orgy birthday fic, absolutely...

...did I really just type that?

I just can't help it, he's so adorable and I just know his City teammates would take such good care of him....

[wh_mermaid]

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes. yes. yesyesyesyesyesyes

oh god, the images that are flying through my head right now

<3______<3

[luxover]

The service I use is called "Flanno's Mom," but I'll be sure to pass along your information and we'll see what she can do.

[wh_mermaid]

gotta write that song still....

[misspale]

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/001/b/f/PedoBear_Wallpaper_Download_by_capricornica.jpg

;)

[wh_mermaid]

bwuahahahahahahahahahahaha

[secondstar]

oh. he is pretty.

the banana gives me thoughts/feelings/dirtythoughts/lovelythoughts

[wh_mermaid]

IFKR? When I saw that gif/pic/video, I was like "City boys start young" >>>>:D

[looneyluna]

He's just adorable. And so very young.