Piers Tears

[wh_mermaid]

Title Piers Tears
Pairing Piers Morgan/His Hand, Piers Morgan/Samir Nasri
Rating NC-17
WC 2062
Disclaimer Not true... *snickers*
Warning Piers Morgan. That's all the warning you need.
Summary Crack that isn't crack that totally is crack. Piers Morgan has a massive hate!boner for Samir Nasri.

AN Thank you albion_lass for beta'ing. This is for you and for tempered_rose.

Comments

[pansylove]

This is fantastically perverted Nora. Well done ;)

[wh_mermaid]

I wish I had a winky pervy face Xavi gif to use... but I don't. But pretend there is one right here.

TY boo <3

[ladytelemachus]

Oh dear Lord, this was begging to be written!! Loved it, you absolutely captured Nasri's cockiness and cheek. As much as I do love the sweeter, more likeable side that Gael brings out in him, I am so fascinated by Nasri-the-slightly-malevolent-and-dastardly-mercenary-arsehole. And Piers will be FOREVER ALONE, that cretin. Great job! ♥

[wh_mermaid]

Is it bad that I had a bit of fun writing this? I mean, most of the time I was making fake gagging and vomiting noises, but it was still sort of... satisfying? Lol I feel part of my soul dying

I'm glad you liked it, thank you for commenting <3

[domster07]

Omg have you seen this?! I saw this & immediately thought of you! :D (in fact, I had an "oh shit" moment thinking he nicked the title from you! Lol)

3m Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
It's 'tears', you t**t RT @rioferdy5 @piersmorgan I think its time to start trending #Tiers4Piers after the RVP statement! Crikey!

[wh_mermaid]

bwuahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha. I saw it this morning and cackled sooooo loud. I was discussing doing a sequel to this a few weeks ago where Nasri totally doms the fuck out of Piers and the title was going to be 'Tears for Piers' and when I saw the tweet this morning, I just died laughing. It was kind of like 'RIO KNOWS!!!!'. And then I thought about Rio reading footie fic and started laughing again. mwuahahahaha

<3

[wh_mermaid]

It took me forever to write this because I kept on either giggling or walking away from the computer with this 'omg what am I doing?' expression on my face.

There's going to be a sequel. A lovely, Nasri dom'ing the fuck out of Piers sequel. Because it needs to be written. *shudders*.

Thank you for commenting boo, I hope this didn't scar you too much <3

[kfunk22]

this is even more sinful and pervy than i'd hoped, nora! these two deserve each other. i love it, and i cannot stop giggling.

[wh_mermaid]

I had too much .... okay, 'fun' isn't the right word to use, but I had ... too much sadistic glee in writing this. There will be a sequel. Dear god, will there be a sequel mwuahahaha

thanks for commenting boo <3