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[whackadhaos]

Everyone! I have very good news: Mint is here! I was hoping that she would arrive with us this time. At first, I was little bit afraid, but she came anyway! I'm really glad. There are so many interesting people and things here, so I'm happy that I can share them with her

Comments

[notflynn]

You actually take that thing into the bath with you?

[whackadhaos]

Yes, very often! It floats.

[notflynn]

Really.

What else does it do?

[whackadhaos]

It vibrates too! It feels really funny.

[whackachester]

[Well, it's not like Cless would do anything anyway, since he's a chaste hero that probably won't get anywhere, but...]

Mint could always stay in my room, too! Who knows what you two might get up to. ♥

[whackadhaos]

Huh? What do you mean?

[whackachester]

You're such a bad boy, Cless! I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[whackadhaos]

What? Why am I bad? I didn't mean to!

[thecoffeeisalie]

What does it have on its head?

[whackadhaos]

It's headgear!

...At least, that's what somebody told me. I'm not sure what it's for, exactly.

[thecoffeeisalie]

It might help with defense! I never saw anything like it in the armor shops, though.

[whackadhaos]

Oh! So you don't knock your teeth out on accident?

That's almost as scarring as the BDSM Elmo I saw at AX

[child_radical]

...

...yeah, elmo is definitely more scarring

[whackadhaos]

...Can I help you?

Kinda glad I don't have pictures and kinda sad I don't.

[child_radical]

I never expected to find people who enjoy that sort of thing.

I feel torn as well

[whackadhaos]

What sort of thing?

[candlejacked]

What does its wing say? "I...rub...my...duckie"...? Why would you rub a duckie?

[whackadhaos]

To pet it, I think. And if you press hard enough, it starts vibrating!

[candlejacked]

Wouldn't rubbing a real duckie hurt it? That's weird. I wonder why it does that.

[whackadhaos]

Not if you do it gently.

Because it's fun! At least, I think so.