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[whackadhaos]

Ah, I just noticed all the new people who just came here today, so I wanted to say hello to everyone! I know the City is a big place, so...

Welcome! My name is Cless Alvein, and if you need any help, then just let me know!

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[closophie]

Sophie.

[whackadhaos]

It's nice to meet you, Miss Sophie.

[closophie]

Mmmm... Cless.

[whackadhaos]

That's right. Can I help you?

[trashcansizaya]

[AND SUDDENLY THERE IS A TRASHCAN FLYING IN YOUR DIRECTION. WHAT DO YOU DO.]

[whackadhaos]

[ DUCK???? ]

[kidouche]

So, what are your true thoughts about Mint, Cless?

[spellcoats]

He wants to tap dat ass mm mm mm

[kidouche]

HELL YEAH HE DOES.

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[whackadhaos]

About Mint?

[myrodissopurple]

Aha hah HAH hah hah haaaaah!

A willing young bastard, ready to help the forces of justice!

Perhaps YOU are the one capable of handling my magnificent Action Bastard Bastard Rod!

[whackadhaos]

Excuse me?

[myrodissopurple]

[ Srs look ]

Please! You must help! The evil forces of Doctor Enema are closing in on all sides! Only by finding that one, special person capable of using my Bastard Rod to its full potential do we have a shot of pumping their evil bodies full of righteous justice!

[whackadhaos]

Evil? Attacking the City?

[fon_guardian]

Hmm, I bet you're one of them knight-in-shining-armour types, right!? A real stickler for a damsel in distress!

[whackadhaos]

A damsel in distress? Where?

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[fon_guardian]

... This one's a keeper!

[fon_guardian]

Here! Right here! Aaa~aah! Help meee~ I was just mugged!