Thank you, Red. My parenthesis needed to be shut down. *glares up at them*
(Betcha SHE'S the one that drove up that percentage...)
...Actually, they have a point! Are you the one driving up the percentage by plotting to eat me, like all the time?
(You know, as much as you probably do want to know the answer to that, you probably really don't. I mean, you are kind of engaged to the unseelie queen, and she has been known to throw up some pretty sadistic, vicious fanfics. I'm just sayin'...how do you know she's not gonna go all black widow on us?)
...Maaaaaab, could you shut my parenthesis down again? They're still being obnoxious!
Wade, I plan on eating you constantly, and no, not the meat from your bones roasted on a fire or raw, but doing things with my mouth to your body that will become your mental definition of oral.
You do buy the giant things of condiments, but let's face it, you do that with a secret wish that I'll lick it off every inch of your skin. Which I would probably do if you asked nicely.
And if your parenthesis don't let up, I'll find a way to spank them and send them to bed without any supper while you and I do other things.
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(Betcha SHE'S the one that drove up that percentage...)
...Actually, they have a point! Are you the one driving up the percentage by plotting to eat me, like all the time?
(You know, as much as you probably do want to know the answer to that, you probably really don't. I mean, you are kind of engaged to the unseelie queen, and she has been known to throw up some pretty sadistic, vicious fanfics. I'm just sayin'...how do you know she's not gonna go all black widow on us?)
...Maaaaaab, could you shut my parenthesis down again? They're still being obnoxious!
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You do buy the giant things of condiments, but let's face it, you do that with a secret wish that I'll lick it off every inch of your skin. Which I would probably do if you asked nicely.
And if your parenthesis don't let up, I'll find a way to spank them and send them to bed without any supper while you and I do other things.
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You're incorrigible.
(I just want to be spanked.)
Fair enough.
*looks at his giant tub of cherry pie filling then back at Mab* Mab, you are making me want to ask nicely right...right...
Hhuuuggghh...*puts a hand over his mouth* S-sorry..huummph...Neph just performed the...ooogh...most horrific cockblock I've ever seen...
Sheep's loins cured in lactic acid...why Iceland, why???
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(THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HORRIBLE MEAT BYPRODUCT!!!)
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I'd like to thank Anthony Bourdain and the TV in the Pittsburgh Grayhound Station waiting room for this coup!
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(*is totally getting violently ill all up in Deadpool's brain*)
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