I got a haircut. Look.


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Shut up Murdock, before I distort you!

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As much as I hate Emeril Lagassi, the episode that is on right now is... cooking with beer. No, not just any beer. COOKING WITH GUINNESS. He's making Guinness Icecream.

ALSO: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON <3<3

I got my underpants stuck on a doorknob. While I was wearing them. True story.

I bet you all want to be my friend now, eh? EH?

1. choose 15 people from your friends list at random.
2. write something about/to each of them.
3. don't tell anyone who the statements are about

( Meme )

( I just want someone to save me. )

New journal layout. <3

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Who wants to do something tonight? I need plans. COME ON PEOPLE!