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[what_the_jack]

Is it sad that I want to become a best selling author so that I can go on Ellen?

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[ecah]

Yes.

[wildfaery]

Or you can morph into Gladys and spit out pithy gems like, "Listen, I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little."

I hear Gladys actually may be a man anyway, so...

[grubby_tap]

Nah