A modest revelation

[whatamo]

I have decided to go public with my problem, guys. I carry vats of acid around with me (hidden in my belt) and I am slowly posioning you all. Every time you take a sip of that sweet water, or coke, or whatever.... you are ingesting my well concieved acid. Sorry, it has to be done. My goal is to carve out tiny holes in all of your throats... so

Comments

[saharadrac]

Wouldn't swallowing unharmful tiny amounts of said acid over long periods of time just make us more immune to its affects, slowly toughening our inner linings?

mm hmm.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

wtf?

[whatamo]

How can you ever become immune to ACID? This isn't just some kind of pussy antibiotic that just doesn't work after awhile... it's ACID! and it isn't "unharmful" amounts, it's poisioning you all. ACID!

Re: wtf?

[saharadrac]

tiny, unharmful amount s of anything taken regularly will make you stronger against its affects. If you got shot in the chest everyday with rubber bullets, you would be less likely to be killed by a real bullet. This is a fact.

Re: wtf?

[lukesauce]

wow thats fucking awesome

[slimpy]

Mo is evil!

[roboticfury]

CURSES!