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[whatamo]

Going to Baltimore during winter was the BEST idea i've had EVER. It's 20 degrees right now and I only brought one pair of pants. oops. Yay stinkorzz! I'm ecxited about new years! I'm going to spend it in DC! We're taking the metro down- which will be fun to navigate while drunk and in heels. Face planting? I think so. I'll call you guys

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[slimpy]

CALL ME!!! MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO MO <-- when you do that over and over sometimes you get MOM or OMO

[sexualinyouendo]

your MOM's a hOMO.

[sexualinyouendo]

Why do so many of our conversations involve the crotch-stink of pants? or were you not referring to your single pair of pants when you said, "oops. Yay stinkorzz!" because, to be honest, i'm not really sure what the hell those words mean, especially when put together. "oops" and "yay" imply surprised delight, as if pantstank is a serendipitous occurance. "When i packed one pair of pants i was thinking of efficiency, but never in my wildest dreams did i anticipate such a heavenly pungence wafting from my waist! yay!" explanation please.
Are you going to wash your pants there or will I be able to enjoy the miasma of fermented nether-odor all the way home from the airport? I can't wait.
Hurry home, you smarmy old crone.

[whatamo]

I was indeed referring to pant-stink with those afore mentioned words. I attempted, however, to lighten the mood with an almost kind of celebration of my stinky pants. The word "stinkorzz" reminds me of some primeval monster, and I like to think of myself as such while I lurch around the east coast. The "oops" reffered to the dismay I found myself in while confronted with this odious fate, and then I embraced my inevitable stench with a resounding "horrah! I SHALL be a stench monster and you must certainly make way!".

[sexualinyouendo]

I just noticed that your profile won't acknowledge our friendship as mutual. What, are you embarassed of me? I've been suspicious ever since you refused to say my name over the phone, and say "baby I love you". That's it Mo, we're through. And I'm keeping the ring.

[whatamo]

Baby, you're on my list. But you know how it be. I need space.
also- your profile picture is A TAXIDERMIED RAT FAIRY. Of course I'm embarrased.

[sovietmilkshake]

Hey, Mo. This is Ed. I added you to mah friends list, hope you don't mind.

Thanks for telling the 66 Diner people it was my b-day even though my b-day was last week so I could get a free sundae! ^_^ You rock for that!

[whatamo]

anytime, buck-o! Actually, I can really only do it once a year....