-8th Lecture---

[whatanentrance]

Yesterday Dordonii finds human pieces in his oven, not even cooked, but he does not appreciate the insinuation!

City, city, let Dordonii-sama grace you with a lecture: Arrancar do not eat skin, they eat souls, and even then, given the strength of the typical human soul, eating souls for the Arrancar is long since pointless. Only Hollows, swollen

Comments

[sun_flowered]

You could try putting air fresheners on them?

Someone told me they aren't being really violent.

[whatanentrance]

... It seemed more curious, true, but the smell made it worth the cero.

Air fresheners?

[sun_flowered]

They do smell pretty bad, but hitting them might make it worse. They are kind of rotting.

They come in these little packs, and they have nice scents like orange or flowers or something like that. You can hang them on things, and they make it smell better.

[whatanentrance]

... Dordonii-sama suspects the niña may have a point.

What humans produce!! Dordonii-sama wonders: won't that make the zombies smell like rot and oranges both?

[ex_janvalent852]

Dude start sprayin air freshener.

[whatanentrance]

What is...?

[ex_janvalent852]

Incense in a can.

[whatanentrance]

.... Bizarre! The ingenuity of humans. Alas, Dordonii-sama has no colored coins.

[thunderwitch]

I think I threw up a little.

[whatanentrance]

It saddens him to hear it.

[thunderwitch]

If anything smells it should be rotting shinigami corpses.

[whatanentrance]

Dordonii-sama does that think he'd leave corpses lying around long enough to smell!

[a_roving_eye]

Ha ha ha! My, you're certainly an animated young man, aren't you!

[whatanentrance]

Dordonii-sama must correct the niño; he is no young man!

[a_roving_eye]

Nino? What are those? And how old might you be, sir?

[whatanentrance]

Niño is a word for boy! Dordonii-sama's age he could not say precisely, knowing only that it is centuries and centuries, and centuries still.

[pinkenthusiasm]

Some of 'em look nicer than you do, Stupidface~

[ooc; Because what else do you do to a button other than push it~?]

[whatanentrance]

SHRIMP SHINIGAMI!!

Why does the shrimp shinigami feel obligated to lie whenever she sees him?!?!

[ooc: why, of course! ]

[pinkenthusiasm]

S'not a lie~ I think I saw one with a better hairdo than yours~ Maybe you should pick up some tips~~~ ♪

[ooc; Yachiru logic is made of lulz ]

[whatanentrance]

Dordonii-sama's hair is infinitely superior to any rotting human's. He does not need a shrimp shinigami to believe him, either!!

[ooc: s'truuuuee, too truuue ]