Attention!!! I'm running a contest!!!
Okay, so now in addition to the "Margaret, big beautiful and single?" spam in my inbox, I am also getting, "Margaret, sexy, single and Latino?" I am neither large nor of Latin descent, but cyber space seems to think I am. I'm just wondering what's coming next. Anyone wanna guess? Leave your guess below, and the first person to accurately guess what incorrect internet dating specialty subgroup I get asked to join next will be sent something weird by mail, lovingly picked out in some freak show shop in Hollywood especially for you by me.