There's quite the wind blowing and a storm a brewing in Los Angeles. How appropriate could this possibly be? I opened the window just to let the storm blow through and clear everything out. The curtains demonstrate just how serious nature is. I hate this shit in Seattle. Here? It's a breath of fresh air... Especially when the Beastie Boys ( Read more... )

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Oh the lord's gonna buy me a mercedes benz...

Because I am the lord.

Wow. Life gets more amazing every day.

Apparently it is my birthday ( Read more... )

Fuck drugs and prostitution. If you really want to live on the edge, go get a pap smear in south central L.A.

I just did my first ever stand up comedy set at an open mike and I didn't bomb. People laughed and I am in shock. It's not like I had 'em rolling in the aisles. I didn't "kill" but no one booed me off the stage or heckled me. Why do I feel so freaked out now? I thought the first time was supposed to hurt. Of course, it only lasted a few ( Read more... )

I wish I could just import my friends family and animals from Seattle here, because I really don't miss another goddamn thing. I don't miss the rain. I don't miss the chronic overcast. I don't miss Capitol Hill, First Hill, The U District, Fremont, any of it right now. The difference in mood and feeling I feel here, now that I finally said to ( Read more... )

Anyone remember being a teenager and having a hickey and someone telling you to say, "It's a curling iron burn ( Read more... )

It all crystalized and became a lot clearer and easier to deal with, when a frustrated friend on the other side of the phone spit out, "California is your HOME now! You're HOME NOW. So just relax and ENJOY IT ( Read more... )