Why my boyfriend totally rocks
1. Makes funny random noises when he gets hyper. It cracks me up.
2. Likes to sing.
3. Tends to see people for who they are.
4. Used to rush home and watch "the brady bunch' on TBS at 4:35. So did I.
5. Played 'doody' in a high school production of Grease. And....so did I.
6. Can watch the "Blind Ambitions' eppy of the Golden Girls countless times and shamelessly laugh at Polly Holliday with me. We are so going to Hell.
7. Is really fucking funny.
8. Is the best cuddler.
9. Laughs at my terrible Renee Zellweger impression..."You sonofabitch..you sonofabitch"
10. Has the fluffiest blue kitty in the world.
11. Has brilliant blue eyes.
12. I like his nose, even if he takes issue with it.
13. Has a dirty mouth. yikes!
14. Can dress.
15. Does not care when I look like shite.
16. Actually owns "The Brady Bunch in the White House", the worst thing ever put to a tv screen. We have yet to make it past the first half hour. It's SO bad.
17. Has a slightly crooked smile which is totally adorable.
18. Hats! Hats! Hats!
19. Has wonderful taste in flowers.
20. He could totally beat you up. LMAO.
21. He loves "little shop"
22. He likes kitties more than doggies.
23. He liked "The Phantom of the Opera' movie. He is perfect.
24. He calls my cellie allthetime. Blows it up!
25. He is a great kisser.
26. Cute little lips
27. I fucking love his pierced ears.
28. He smells good. All the time.
29. We quote the Brady Bunch Movie to each other all the time.
30. "Rip her to shreds"
31. He lets me wear his jacket when I'm cold. FUCK that's cute.
32. Even when he thinks his hair looks bad, it still looks good.
33. I like his right eyebrow, cause it's got a littl streak of white.
34. some of his eyelashes are white, too.
35. He pulls off clothes that I wouldn't even dare to put on.
36. I like that he's bigger in frame than me. Ideal for snuggles.
37. I love that we can just lay around and watch movies and have a wonderful time.
38. Even though I got lost in cherokee park, I love the Highlands, where he is.
39. My baby can write!
40. He loves musicals!
41. He loves both Natalie Portman AND Julia Roberts. After my own heart!
42. He makes me feel beautiful.
43. He advises me on what to wear, so I don't run around looking like a ragamuffin.
44. He has the softest skin ever.
45. His shoes are adorable. period.
46. He likes "cherry lips"
47. He met Shirley Manson and Butch Vig. Interviewed them. Then went to their concert. Case closed!
48. Fuck, he interviewed Margaret Cho too. God, branden fucking rocks.
49. He likes to hold me.
50. He makes me smile like I never knew I could. Makes my face hurt sometimes ;)