It's probably best if you just skip the body of this. Or just don't read it. Seriously.

[whatcanbesaid]

A man, his wife, son, daughter, and dog (a Saint Bernard) walk into a talent agents office. The agent asks "what can I do for you?" The father replies "Well, we've got an act but we've been having trouble promoting ourselves, so we want you to promote us." The agent says "I'm sorry, I don't do family acts." But the father persisted, so he

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[pippki]

....Wow.