I just spent 28 hours on a train and now I'm in Mamallapuram. This isn't about that.

[whatho]

This is about how I went up to Bandra on Saturday to stand outside Shah Rukh Khan's house, and there weren't very many people there, which is strange because people aren't normally so wrong, and then later that evening I went on a Mumbai By Night tour and I slightly foolishly told the guide, Jagdish, that I'd spent a portion of the morning standing

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[whatho]

I laughed internally for about ten minutes.