Ode to greatness

[whatifeye]

I went to Orlando this weekend for the traditional Pioneer Days that Pine Castle (my little home community) has every year and to hang with David, the coolest person ever.  We did a lot of stuff, but none of it really matters.  What matters is that Orlando has 7-11's, and 7-11's have Slurpees.  The only thing wrong in the world of Gainesville is

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[wilde_childe]

I seem to remember pulling off of the road for the specific purpose of slurpee-age during our fabulous trek back to Orlando post-Dali. Though I was less educated about the wonders of the Great Beverage at the time, the pious devotion of her High Priest (yourself, of course) was admirable and holds a special place in my depleted memory bank.

Cheers to your Ode of Greatness and to its muse, the Great Slurpee.

[whatifeye]

LoL. Someday you must return with me to The Great Orlando and complete your training; our order needs more acolytes. You would be most welcome.

P.S. do they have 7-11's in Tally?

[wilde_childe]

NO! Nor do we have a Denny's. Though the latter is not so much a personal concern, this conundrum has left many a Tallahassee-ian student scratching their head.

[whatifeye]

Alas, we no longer have a Denny's either, although I'm not too sad about it anymore. Turns out the shut it down for REPEAT rat violations. I don't quite understand why ONE rat violation isn't a red flag, but apparently there were just too many rats there for them to serve us food.

Shudder.

[whatifeye]

True, True, it must be some sort of aberation in the system, becuase these Slurpees are supposed to be extremely rare. We should send documented evidence of there abundece to the Pope and ask for an official decleration of a miracle. Yes, that is what we should do.

[whatifeye]

This is why God created you, to finish what I start! So awesome!